Category: Sense of Humor

100 Reasons It’s Really Great To Be A Guy!

This was something that’s been passed around some time before. Unfortunately, the name of the author (probably a woman) got lost during all those passing around.

Still, it doesn’t lose how much it makes you feel glad to be a guy, since most of it is true.

  1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
  3. You know stuff about tanks.
  4. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
  5. Monday Night Football.
  6. You don’t have to monitor your friends sex lives.
  7. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
  8. You can open all your own jars.
  9. Old friends don’t give you crap if you’ve lost or gained weight.
  10. Dry cleaners and hair cutter’s don’t rob you blind.
  11. When clicking through the channel, you don’t have to stall on every shot of someone crying.
  12. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
  13. All your orgasms are real.
  14. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.
  15. Guys in hockey masks don’t attack you.
  16. You don’t have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
  17. You understand why Stripes is funny.
  18. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
  19. Your last name stays put.
  20. You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
  21. When your work is criticized, you don’t have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.
  22. You can kill your own food.
  23. The garage is all yours.
  24. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
  25. You see the humor in “Terms of Endearment.”
  26. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
  27. You never have to clean the toilet.
  28. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
  29. Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
  30. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  31. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
  32. Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
  33. The National College Cheerleading Championship
  34. None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.
  35. You don’t have to shave below your neck.
  36. You don’t have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.
  37. If you’re 34 and single nobody notices.
  38. You can write your name in the snow.
  39. You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest.
  40. Everything on your face stays its original color.
  41. Chocolate is just another snack.
  42. You can be president.
  43. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
  44. Flowers fix everything.
  45. You never have to worry about other people’s feelings.
  46. You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.
  47. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
  48. Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
  49. You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
  50. You can say anything and not worry about what people think.
  51. Foreplay is optional.
  52. Michael Bolton doesn’t live in your universe.
  53. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
  54. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
  55. You don’t have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming by.
  56. You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
  57. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  58. You don’t give a rat’s ass if someone notices your new haircut.
  59. You can watch a game in silence with you buddy for hours without even thinking, “He must be mad at me.”
  60. The world is your urinal.
  61. You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you.
  62. You get to jump up and slap stuff.
  63. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
  64. One mood, all the time.
  65. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
  66. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one’s just too skeevy.
  67. You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.
  68. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.
  69. Same work… more pay.
  70. Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
  71. You don’t have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
  72. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
  73. You don’t care if someone is talking about you behind your back.
  74. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the earth’s population in 15 tries, at least in theory.
  75. You don’t mooch off others’ desserts.
  76. If you retain water, it’s in a canteen.
  77. The remote is yours and yours alone.
  78. People never glance at your chest when you’re talking to them.
  79. ESPN’s sports center.
  80. You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
  81. Bachelor parties whoop ass over bridal showers.
  82. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
  83. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
  84. You needn’t pretend you’re “freshening up” to go to the bathroom.
  85. If you don’t call your buddy when you say you will, he won’t tell your friends you’ve changed.
  86. Someday you’ll be a dirty old man.
  87. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase “F*#k it!”
  88. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.
  89. Princess Di’s death was almost just another obituary.
  90. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
  91. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you’re not in the mood.
  92. You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.
  93. If something mechanical didn’t work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.
  94. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
  95. Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.
  96. You don’t have to remember everyone’s birthdays and anniversaries.
  97. Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
  98. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: “So… notice anything different?”
  99. Baywatch
  100. There is always a game on somewhere.

So, which one is your favorite?

How To Use Cocky Comedy To Attract Women

Cocky comedy is one of the basic principles taught in Double Your Dating by David D. If you haven’t read it yet, I suggest you pick it up somewhere and give it a look.

Cocky comedy works simply because it takes advantage of how attraction is rooted on emotions women feel at certain moments. And if you’re the one who makes her “feel” those emotions, the attraction she felt will be directed to you.

You gotta remember, attraction is not logical and, it’s not chosen.

Attraction simply happens as an emotional reaction to whatever you’re doing or not doing. And one of the things you can do to cause this reaction of attraction is to use cocky comedy or what David D. calls “cocky & funny”.

As you might have guessed, it’s using humor but, in a different way. You use humor in an arrogant, cocky way when you’re trying to create attraction in a beautiful woman.

If you know what attracts women to men, you’ll notice that it’s more about your personality and confidence that really seals the deal. It’s the crème de la crème of attracting women.

And guess what?

Cocky comedy communicates your personality and confidence to women directly.

It combines those two things and blasts it out at her leaving her no place to escape. It’s certain kill, if you can do it right.

If you can use cocky & funny effectively, you’ll trigger her primal response that creates an instant emotional attraction.

Enough about that.

Let’s go to the good stuff already. Let’s poke some fun at the women you want to attract.

The concept is quite simple. And the process even simpler. Here it is: You just take any arrogant comment and, you guessed it, make it funny.

If you find it hard to be funny, that not a problem. Just follow the exercises in high status humor and you’ll develop your inner funny in no time.

When you’ve learned to be funny, just make it a bit arrogant and you’ve got cocky comedy.

Use cocky & funny and you’ll implicitly communicate to her that you’re confident, comfortable, funny and witty.

Now that’s an attractive combination.

How to Make Girls Laugh

Being able to make girls laugh has some really good side-effects.

You’ll be able to easily attract women, since you’re funny and women just loves men with sense of humor. You’ll be giving them good feelings and emotions that in time will become associated with you every time you make them laugh.

Even more… you’ll be showing them that you’re confident, relaxed, and comfortable around women when you can be yourself and enjoy each moment you spend with them. And you’ll be seen as high value if you use the right kind of humor that attracts women.

These are great benefits of making women laugh. Just don’t overdo it like a one-trick-pony who knows nothing else but to tell jokes and make fun of people. You have to know when to be serious and when to defuse a tense situation with a good laugh.

And to make girls laugh, you need to be having fun and have a positive outlook in life. It’s nearly impossible to brighten someone’s day when you’re gloomy and down. Instead of just being upbeat, happy, and can easily put smile on a girls face.

When you’re happy and easygoing, you’ll easily be able to tease, flirt, and banter with pretty girls. You’ll be playful and face almost any situation with a smile while being funny and charming at the same time.

If homur doesn’t naturally come to you, you’ll learn it if you put some effort in practising and looking for funny things around you. It’s not rocket science, but you do need some wit and creativity to pull it off.

If you want exercises on how to bring out your funny side, you can try this course on using humor to attract women. Allow your sense of humor to develop and shine through with consistent practice as each week pass by.

Once you can make anyone laugh, girl or guy, you’ll be able to use your sense of humor naturally every time. And you’ll be able to tell if the girl you’re interested in is compatible with you or not. How?

Some girls like a certain kind of humor than others, and knowing this before you invest more time with her will allow you to move on, sooner if you like. Since you’re able to make girls laugh on command, you don’t have to waste time on girls who are not compatible with you.

Use Humor to Attract Women

You’ve probably heard of it before, humor has the power to attract women. It’s true. Because using humor shows your fun side, your witty side, your attractive personality women can’t help but be drawn to.

So you should use humor, whenever you can, to attract beautiful, sexy women who crave for a good laugh and a fun company.

If you think you don’t have a sexy sense of humor, you can acquire it through practice and learning. There are skills you need to develop (especially your creativity) if you want to be able to make a girl laugh.

And it doesn’t matter what your background is, you can unleash your sense of humor to make women attracted to you. You can make women laugh at any time and any place.

Make women feel good and make them want to be around you. You can do this by using the power of humor.

Doesn’t really matter if you’re good looking or not, rich or broke, tall or short, making women laugh and getting them attracted to you can be achieved with the use of the right kind of humor.

Wherever you are, whatever situation you’re in, there are multiple inspirations for humor for you to use. That comes from having developed your power of observation and recognizing these funny triggers.

It can even come from what she says, or the question she’s asking you. It all depends on how you see things and interpret her words. It’s actually very easy once you know how it’s done.

You can also try copying what she’s doing and make it funny and hilarious. Girls do and say some funny stuff on their own when viewed from a man’s perspective. And it’s even more hilarious when you do it in front of them.

Of course, you can create situations where you can deliver the punch line that gets everyone laughing. It’s the usual kind of humor.

It all depends on how you do it, and not as much on what the joke is about. You’ll learn all this from high status humor. You’ll know how to set a fun and comfortable vibe where women gets attracted to you just by using your sense of humor.

How to Develop a Sense of Humor

Your sense of humor (if you have one) can be your most valuable asset when you’re talking to a girl and you’re trying to attract her.

You see, most women rate a guy with a good sense of humor very highly. It’s one of the qualities women look for in a man.

So it’s to your advantage that you develop your sense of humor to a level that attracts women effortlessly.

Being funny comes to some guys naturally. It’s just in their personality. They are not serious about anything in their life.

But you don’t want to be like a clown. Because it doesn’t attract women. It makes them laugh but not attracted.

You need to develop a sense of humor that women positively responds to. Humor that gets them wanting to have more of you. And they can’t help it.

If you want to develop your humor, you have to look at things differently. Humor is all around you, you just have to see it. Unexpected things that happen all the time can be used as inspiration for great humor.

Just relax and look around. You can’t be funny if you’re tight and you can’t be creative without being relaxed. And humor uses a lot of creative power if you’re not used to it.

And for one, it can be awkward if you force something to be funny. No one will laugh and things will just get pretty embarrassing quickly.

If you’re serious about learning humor, you should study funny people. Listen to their jokes and funny stories and find out what makes them funny and try to use it yourself. You can even observe kids that you find funny.

When you were a kid, I’m pretty sure you’re funny, too.

Kids see things differently. They’re not held back with anything, and just do whatever the hell they want. They don’t care what other people think — something you should adopt if you want to develop your sense of humor.

But if you want a sense of humor that attracts women, you have to develop a sense of humor used by high value attractive men, high status humor. It’s the kind of attractive humor that works well if you want to get any kind of woman attracted to you.

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